Elevator Conversations: The Proper Motivation

Two men in expensive suits walk into an elevator. One grips a wood-handled umbrella like a cudgel.

Man #1: Dude, what’s that for?
Man #2: The meeting this afternoon. This will stop the screaming.
Man #1: WHAT! Who’s gonna be screaming!?!?
Man #2: Not me….Definitely not me.


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