Guy #1: The wife and I were talking about Christmas presents last night
Guy #2: uh huh
Guy #1: She keeps asking me what I want, and I’m all like “I don’t know. Surprise me.” But she won’t take that as an answer.
Guy #2: Uh huh.
Guy #1: It was frustrating as hell. What do you tell your wife when she asks you what you want.
Guy #2: A bacchanalia
Guy #1: … Oh ….Well … I just told her to get me a tie.
Guy #2: I want one of those, too.