Elevator Conversations: Sleepy Time

Two men standing in an elevator. One has a large bruise on his forehead. Man #1: Dude. What happened to your face? Man #2: Oh nothing. I just fell asleep in the shower and knocked my head against the faucet. Man #1: Wow. I bet that woke you up.pretty quick, huh? Man #2: No. I […]

What if DAS PLAN isn’t working?

Ever since we started this most recent rebuild, the Reds have told us to BE CALM and DON’T WORRY, because (and repeat this with me now) “There is a plan.” This plan allegedly includes graphs and charts and other implements of destruction printed up on glossy paper in an official binder somewhere in Great American […]