Guy #1: So what do we do for lunch?
Guy #2: Chipotle?
Guy #3: Five Guys?
Guy #1: Actually, I was thinking of getting a salad.
Guys 1&2: A what?
Guy #1: … A sa…A salad.
Guy #1: I’ve gained a lot of weight lately. I need to dial it back some.
Guy #2: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right. I mean, you DO look like you’ve swallowed a sheep.
Guy #3: Right. It’s like you took the reverse Captain America Serum.
Guy #2: We should probably see if we can get a crane shipped to your house so you can move around from room to room.
Guy #3: But one of those REINFORCED cranes they use for lifting huge boulders on top of buildings.
Guy #2: Why would anybody want a boulder on top of a building?
Guy #3: This guy would. He’d probably try to eat it.
Guy #1: Fine. We’ll go to Chipotle.
Guys 2&3: Alright!