Lady, on the phone to her daughter, who was apparently in an existential crisis: You know what Dr. Phil says, sweetie. ‘Don’t live in tomorrow’s yesterday. Live in yesterday’s tomorrow!’
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Elevator Conversations: Dancing Makes It Better
Her: are you dancing?
Me: Yes
Her: Why?
Me: Makes the elevator ride faster
Her: … Really?
Me: Uh huh.
She starts dancing. She smiles. The doors open. We step off.
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Elevator Conversations: Flemmish Mistake
Dude #1: The new guy? He’s Flemmish.
Dude #2: Really? Where’s he from?
Dude #1: … From Flemland
Dude #2: Oh. I’ve never been
Dude #1: Me neither
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Elevator Conversations: Damn This Heat
Dude #1: It’s hotter than pancakes out there!
Dude #2: Pancakes?
Dude #1: Pancakes.
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Elevator Conversations: Counting Error
Him: Its a good thing June’s only 31 days long.
Me: Why is that?
Him: It just is … Trust me.
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Elevator Conversations: How’s the Weather?
One man stands in an elevator, wearing a University of Florida parka, hat, thick gloves, and snowpants. Another man walks in, wearing shorts, flip flops, and a University of Minnesota t-shirt.
Man #1: Hey
Man #2: Hey