The Track Suit is the modern day indicator of someone who is a FAN of fitness, but isn’t really INTO fitness. Today, Derek Elkins brings us a story about Death and old people and track suits and gold chains. Derek has some problems, y’all. That’s a given. But they’re the kind of problems I like! Go check out Derek’s Free Covid Story: “Race”
Thanks for checking out our crap! For even more exciting crap, please check out (and perhaps slide us some dollars at ) the sites of each of our quarantined-and-slowly-going-more-insane-than-they-already-were authors: Joseph Courtemanche, Jamie Greening, Kathy Kexel, Derek Elkins, Rob Cely, and Dr. Paul J Bennett . Be careful who you let in your room. The crazy things in Derek’s brain have way of seeping out into the real world. And they’re hungry.