Elevator Conversations: The Proper Motivation

Two men in expensive suits walk into an elevator. One grips a wood-handled umbrella like a cudgel. Man #1: Dude, what’s that for? Man #2: The meeting this afternoon. This will stop the screaming. Man #1: WHAT! Who’s gonna be screaming!?!? Man #2: Not me….Definitely not me. #elevatorconversations